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📚 THE LORE

a fan history of the Phone Losers of America & the Snow Plow Show

🚀 The Timeline

1994

PLA is born. Brad Carter (RBCP) is homeless in Portland, dialing into BBSes from the airport. His friend Zak (el_jefe), on a southern-Illinois 618 BBS, declares he's starting a hacker group called the Phone Losers of America. The name sticks.

1995

Brad re-headers old text files into PLA001–013. "The PLA now officially existed." PLA014 "Cordless Phone Hell" (the Dino Allsman saga) and PLA015 "Beige Boxing" become foundational. Front-page newspaper stories + an arrest warrant follow him across the country.

1997

The zine ends with Issue 46 (May 5, 1997) — 46 issues over three years, distributed entirely over dial-up BBSes.

2002–06

The audio era. RBCP launches PLA Radio as internet radio (2002), then a podcast (Jan 2006). Prank-call tapes, PLA TV, Cacti Radio, The Big Beef Bueno Show, and The Phone Show all orbit this period.

2004 / 2008

PLA takes the stage at HOPE (Hackers On Planet Earth, the 2600 conference) in NYC for anniversary panels.

2012

The Snow Plow Show debuts as a 3-episode YouTube video run (Sep–Nov). RBCP quits after 3 — video is too much work. Named after a Toothpaste For Dinner comic: "For Sale. Snow Plow. Works good. Should rhyme but doesn't."

2013

The real beginning. On May 28, 2013, the modern audio show airs — "While My Keytar Gently Weeps." A few days later: "Oh, this is called The Snow Plow Show now." Broadcast from The Situation Room, a baking attic in Albany, OR.

2014

The Elite Cactus Squad ($5/mo) launches, with the members-only Hobosode as the reward. Car Ding calls (started 2011) become the show's signature weapon.

2016

The FBI raid. Agents seize the Situation Room's drives over a borrowed Safeway complaint-database login used in two episodes. RBCP tells the whole story on-air (Ep 318). Sentenced Oct 2017: probation + ~$19,600 restitution. Most gear came back.

2021

The studio moves to Portland and becomes the Prank Call Call Center. The dings continue.

NOW

900+ episodes and counting. Twice a week, plus the Hobosode, plus a reeeeeaaallly long voicemail segment at the end. CACTUS.

🎪 The Shows

ShowEraWhat it is
PLA 'Zine1994–97The original phreaking/hacking humor e-zine. 46 issues, BBS-distributed.
PLA Radio2002–~12Internet radio → podcast. The first long-running PLA audio show.
The Snow Plow Show2013–nowTHE flagship prank-call podcast. Long voicemail outro. ~2x/week.
The Hobosode2014–now$5/mo members' bonus episode (Elite Cactus Squad).
Brad's Cactus ShackstrandBonus content + the in-lore "cactus bar in Roy, New Mexico."
The BeverlyBot Show2021–Built around the BeverlyBot phone gag + voicemails.
Party Time2015–Laugh Track Matt & Zax host; RBCP calls in.

📝 The Glossary

CACTUS

The war cry, mascot, and visual motif. From a friend, Amigados, who'd call and say nothing but "cactus." Obey it.

Car Ding Calls

Leave a note: "Sorry I dinged your car! Call me." The number's a Google Voice; PLA fields the furious callbacks pretending to be the (nonexistent) dinger.

Dingtember

An annual September event built entirely around car-ding calls. Yes, there is a Dingtember song.

Beige Boxing

Phreaking term: a lineman's handset used to tap a phone line at a junction box. Central to PLA015. (Historical/parody.)

Red Boxing

Playing tones that mimic coins dropping into a payphone. The origin of the "RedBox" in RedBoxChiliPepper.

Phone Mobs

Coordinated group calls — many listeners hit one target at once. "Cactus" inevitably ensues.

BeverlyBot

A "Lenny" stalling-bot reskinned with clips of a genuinely furious woman RBCP once called. It curses you out, forever, automatically.

The Carol Voice

A recurring character voice made with a Roland VT-3 voice changer.

⚠ A note on the bits: "Roy Gherbil" and "Detective Richard Cardo" are in-character comedy — not real biography, and not a real criminal investigation. This is an unofficial fan tribute; we're not affiliated with the PLA. We just think they're funny. Be the good kind of phone loser.
Sources: phonelosers.com/history · snowplowshow.com/about · Wikipedia · phonelosers.com/faq · /ding · /cast. Compiled with care; comedy lore marked as such.